Yes, I'm Lying at you. It Keeps me Young.

Incident #1 on the phone 
Stupid Man-I'm calling because I want to check the date of this film. Is it this Thursday or next Thursday?

Me-Sure. It looks like that film will be showing next Thursday.

Stupid man-That's not what the paper said.

Me-Which paper was it sir? It was probably a misprint. The film is indeed next Thursday.

Stupid Man-The paper said it was THIS Thursday.

Me-It was a misprint sir. The film in next Thursday.

Stupid Man-Are you sure? The paper said this Thursday. 

Me-I'll check our-

Stupid man-*cuts me off* Are you sure you know your facts?

Me-Sir. IT WAS A MISPRINT. I am looking at our newsletter calendar right now and it says NEXT THURSDAY.

Stupid Man-I donno. I don't want to come on the wrong day. I think its this Thursday.

Me-Sir, its next Thursday. I promise you. But if you want to show up this Thursday feel free.

Stupid man- *CLICK*



Incident #2 in person
Annoying Woman with bad face lift- We'd like to come in.

Me-I'm sorry, we're closed today. But our shop and our cafe are open if you'd like to enjoy that.

Annoying Woman- The website said you were open today.

Me-I'm sorry. We're not. What website did you go to? It could have been a travel one with outdated information.

Annoying woman- I didn't check it. The conceige read me the hours. He said you were open today.

Me-I'm sorry Ma'am but he was misinformed. We're not open today. I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience.

Annoying woman-He said you were open.

me-I'm sorry ma'am. He was wrong.

Annoying woman-*stares condescendingly at me*

Me-*Stares back*

Annoying Woman- *stares condescendingly at me*

Me-*Stares back*

Annoying Woman-He said you were open today.

Me-We're closed.
Annoying woman -*walks out*