Me - Of course!
OM - Why do you use the world N--ger in here?
Me- ...I'm sorry, what?
OM - Why do you use that?
Me- Are you meaning me personally? Because I don't believe I have said that word once.
OM - No, in the art. The cups guy.
Me - *stares at him simply because we have no "cups guy" art* Ummm...Well if its in the art, I would have to say its the artist's choice.
OM - Its offensive and I should walk you back to show you. Please remove it now.
Me - I can't do that sir. Would you like to fill out a comment card?
I finally convince him to fill out a comment card when his wife comes up and looks at what he's writing. She blinks then says. "That's not what it said! It said Ninjas!" And dragged him out.
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Old Man #2 - I'd like to tell you something.
Me - Of course.
OM2 - I would have enjoyed the tour if your guards didn't talk.
Me - Oh I'm sorry.
OM2 -There should never be talking in here.
Me- Here's a comment card, sir.
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Old Man #3 - Excuse me. Can I ask you something?
Me - *getting wary now of saying it*... Of course.
OM3 - What is wrong with the palm trees outside? Everything is so brown!
Me - Well, we're in a severe drought right now. The state has ordered water rations. Unfortunately that makes our palm trees suffer since we can't use our sprinklers as freely as before.
OM3- So what can we do about it? You really should water it more often.
Me - Well unfortunately we can't until the water rations are off.
OM3- So what can we DO about it? Can I water it for you?
Me- ...Unfortunately you can't . The state is in water rations now. Watering it won't help the state out with the drought.
OM3- That one tree is really brown.
Me- I understand that. Its a shame.
OM3 - So what can we DO ABOUT IT.
Me -... Know any rain dances?
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