When A Stranger Calls

Three in a row:

*Phone Rings*
Me: Hi, How can I help you?

 Woman: I'm looking to purchase tickets to a film festival at your auditorium.

Me: No problem. You can buy the tickets at the door or you can buy them online at filmfest dot-

Woman: Filmfest at movie? Got it

Me: No, Its actually filmfest dot-

Woman: Movie film at fest?

Me: Um..no its Film-

Woman: Eventfest at Movie Film dot org?

Me: ...No its filmfes-

Woman:You know You're REALLY bad at giving out websites and you REALLY need to speak clearer.

Me: *headdesk*


*Phone Rings*
Me: Hi, How can I help you?

Lady: I got something in the mail about an event?

Me: Okay, do you know the name of the event?

Lady: No.

Me: Okay no problem. Do you know the date?

Lady: No.

Me...Okay. How about the general month its happening?

Lady: No.

Me: .....How about what the event is? Do you know if its a concert or an opening or something like that?

Lady: No.

Me:.....Okay then....do you have any details on what event this may be at all?

Lady: Just that its an event.

Me: ...Hold Please.


*Phone Rings*
Me: Hi, How can I Help you?

Teenager: I don't know where I am!

Me: ...Are you planning on coming here?

Teenager: I donno!

Me: Um....Okay would you like directions to here then?

Teenager: I donno!

Me: ...Please Hold.