Guest: Whats the photography policy?
Me: You can take non-flash photography.
Guest: But I don't know how to turn my flash off.
Me: I'm sorry, you won't be able to use your camera then.
Guest: That's totally unfair. I'm going to use my camera anyway.
Me:...No.
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Guest: So what's this Thursday night event you're doing?
Me: Well, every Thursday this summer we stay open late. We have free admission between these hours, we have a cash bar, live music, you can bring a picnic out to our garden area, and we also give tours and workshops!
Guest: ...So nothing else is happening other than you're open late.
Me:...Umm. No.
Guest: So what else do you offer than extended hours then?
Me: Things we don't do everyday like free admission, a cash bar, live music, picnicking, tours, and workshops.
Guest: Mmmm...Yeah, doesn't sound like anything different.
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