"God, you're so...bright."
I wouldn't mind that comment if it wasn't said with a wrinkled nose and total disdain.
"Ugh. Everything about you. Your voice, your dress. Can you tone it down?"
Seriously buddy, I work in customer service. I greet visitors. I'm supposed to be welcoming and cheerful. Sorry you don't like that but slamming my hand down on my desk and growling "Alright, what do you bitches want?!" while therapeutic isn't really the way to go. I guess I threw off your cynical vibe there.
Guess what?
I don't care!
So your asshole attitude towards me is only going to do one thing. Make me even MORE perky. Just to Piss. You. Off.
Oh yeah, I love it when you twitch the brighter I smile.
Oh baby, roll those eyes when I tell you have a nice day.
Oh yes! YES! Stomp away from my desk because I disgust you!
Your anger gives me power! POWER!!!
I may not have had my coffee this morning.
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