Wednesday, March 23, 2016

The Dog May Have Pooped Nickles

Me: Ma'am? I'm sorry, there are no dogs allowed other than service dogs. Is that a service dog?

Woman: No.

 Me Then I'm sorry but dog will have to wait outside.

Woman: But..It's my dog.

Me: I'm sorry Ma'am. Its the rules.

Woman:...I can't even keep him in the bag?

Me: No. I'm sorry Ma'am. We don't allow non-service animals inside the building.

Woman: Okay then I'll take him into the store instead!

Me: Ma'am, there are no dogs allowed in the building, period. So you will have to take him home or you will have to stay with him outside until the rest of your party is finished.

Woman: Well how do you expect me to buy anything  in your store without my dog?! My Dog IS MONEY!

Me: *Attempts to keep brain from exploding from that logic*

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