Communication is the Key

It was one of those days...one of those days when everyone with a personality disorder comes inside to get out of the rain:

Me:May I see your ID for your credit card, sir?
Sir: You know I buy things worth THOUSANDS of dollars with the credit card! And you have to see my ID for a $5 purchase?!
Me: Better to be safe than sorry, sir.


Me: I'm sorry Ma'm there is no photography allowed.
Ma'm: Well then you shouldn't have things in here that I want to take photos of!


Woman: I want the old peoples rate.
Me: One senior? Of course. That will be five $5.
Woman: NO I want the OLD PEOPLES RATE.
ME: Yes...a senior.
Woman: OLD PEOPLES RATE!
Me:...$5.


Me: Hi there! May I help you?
Woman: *stares blankly*
Me: Here to visit?
Woman: *Stares blankly*
Me: Want to buy an admission?
Woman: *stares blankly*
Me:... Well okay then!