Me: I'm sorry, we don't. But if you walk up a block you'll find one.
Girl: I need an ATM.
Me: Well that one is in walking distance.
Girl: *glares at me then leaves*
2 minutes later she returns with her boyfriend.
Boyfriend: Is there an ATM in here?
Me: I'm sorry there isn't. You can walk up one block though. there's one there.
Boyfriend: *Looks at me, then looks at his girlfriend and leads her out*
Girl: I thought she was lying, okay?
*****
MAN: WHAT TIME DO YOU CLOSE?
Me: We close at -
MAN - HOW MUCH IS ADMISSION?
Me: Its -
MAN- WHAT IS DOWN THE STAIRS?
Me: You'll find-
MAN: WHERE ARE THE RESTROOMS?
Me: They're-
MAN: WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME YOUR CLOSING TIME YET?!
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