Tourist: We'd like to come in.
Me: I'm so sorry. We're closed today. We're closed on Wednesdays.
Tourist: But we ask that person outside and they said you'd be open.
Me: I'm sorry, they were mistaken.
Tourist: But he said you were open! Shouldn't he be right?
Me: Sir, that person doesn't work here.
Tourist: Then you shouldn't let him tell us you were open!
Me: .... I"ll get right on that.
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