WHY DID YOU ASK ME?!

Man: Do you know if there's a deli around here?

Me: I'm not sure if there's a deli in this area actually.

Man: Okay. *turns to his wife* I know where there's a deli here.

Me: *rubs temples*



Woman: Excuse me, is this art?

Me: Yes it is. Please don't touch.

Woman: Okay. *leans right on it*

Me: *Rubs her temples some more*



Lady: What time do you close?

Me: We close at 6pm so in 30 minutes.

Lady: Oh, then we'd like to come in.

Me: Sure thing. The last 30 minutes are free but you will be ask to leave at 6pm.

Lady: Really? Why do we only get 30 minutes to walk through?!

Me: ...Because we close in 30 minutes.

Lady: 30 minutes? What time do you close?

Me: 6pm.

Lady: So we have to pay for only 30 minutes!?

Me: Seriously?! Am I on camera today?!