Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Please Stop Smokin da Ganjah Before Coming In.

 Here was the  conversation.

*Enter a young couple*
me:Hello! May I help you?

Guy:..wha?

Me: May I help you?

Girl: We're just going to come in. *Both start heading in without paying*

Me: *stopping them* Oookay well there is an admission fee but the ages 20 and Under get in for free. Are either of you 20 and under?

Both: *Blank Stare*

Guy: Huh?

Me: *repeats Statement above...slower*

Both: *blank Stare. Then both start wandering in again*

Me: Umm..Are you two 20 years old or under?

Guy:Uhhh...no?

Me:Then you'll have to pay admission.

Girl: We're just going to go inside.

Me: That's Great. You're going to have to pay.

Both: *blank stare*

Guy: You said it was free?

Me: For the ages 20 and Under its free.

Guy: Oh...well I'm...16...and she's...uh...19.

Girl: *nods vaguely*

Me: Great! So if I can see your IDs with a birthdate on them, you're all set!

Both:*Blank Stare*

Me:Your IDs?

Guy: Ohh...I..left it in the car?

Me: The store is free to walk through, you two.

Both: *wander off into the bookstore*



Then They Return
Guy: Umm...I'm not really 16 you know.

Me: REALLY?! Do tell?

Guy: Yeah..sometimes I can get away with it.

Me: Ahh. *nods* Well...That's...awesome.

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