me: *picks up phone* Hello, How can I help you?
Stupid Woman 1: Transfer me to extention 166.
Me: Sure, I'll transfer you right now.
SW1: WAIT! No one knows about this event happening!
Me:...Oh...If you like, I'll open my calendar and see what I can find for you. If Its not on my list I'll transfer you up to events so they can -
SW1: NO! No one knows! The stupid man before you said he didn't know anything!
me:..Oh...Alright then I'll transfer you up to 166 in events. One moment.
SW1: Listen to me, stupid! No one knows! Transfer me up to events!
Me: Ma'am, I'm going to transfer you now.
SW1: NO! You stupid girl! I was supposed to talk to Eddie!
Me: *Getting annoyed now* Ma'am, Eddie is not at ext 166. But if you rather talk to him I'll transfer you to -
SW1: NO! he's not in! Why is everyone so stupid!!?!
Me: Ma'am. If he's not in I'll transfer you to extension 166 to Eric. He'll answer your question.
SW1: NO! I-
Me: *Tranfers her over mid sentence*
Incident #2
Stupid Woman 2: I want to come in.
Me: I'm sorry, we're closed until Saturday. But our shop and our garden is open if you'd like to see those today!
SW2: *makes assorted angry grunts and snorts* This is ridiculous!
Me: I'm so sorry for the inconvenience.
SW2: WHY ISN'T THERE A SIGN ON THE DOOR!?
Me: ...We actually have a banner right in front of the door. You walked past it *points to 6 foot tall bright pink closed for install banner*
SW2: *blinks, snorts in indignation and storms out.*
SW1: NO! No one knows! The stupid man before you said he didn't know anything!
me:..Oh...Alright then I'll transfer you up to 166 in events. One moment.
SW1: Listen to me, stupid! No one knows! Transfer me up to events!
Me: Ma'am, I'm going to transfer you now.
SW1: NO! You stupid girl! I was supposed to talk to Eddie!
Me: *Getting annoyed now* Ma'am, Eddie is not at ext 166. But if you rather talk to him I'll transfer you to -
SW1: NO! he's not in! Why is everyone so stupid!!?!
Me: Ma'am. If he's not in I'll transfer you to extension 166 to Eric. He'll answer your question.
SW1: NO! I-
Me: *Tranfers her over mid sentence*
Incident #2
Stupid Woman 2: I want to come in.
Me: I'm sorry, we're closed until Saturday. But our shop and our garden is open if you'd like to see those today!
SW2: *makes assorted angry grunts and snorts* This is ridiculous!
Me: I'm so sorry for the inconvenience.
SW2: WHY ISN'T THERE A SIGN ON THE DOOR!?
Me: ...We actually have a banner right in front of the door. You walked past it *points to 6 foot tall bright pink closed for install banner*
SW2: *blinks, snorts in indignation and storms out.*
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