Them: We were looking at a piece of art and we found a TYPO!
Me: Oh, do you mean in the label?
Them: NO! In the actual art!
Me: Oh, well I believe the artist mispelled that intentionally.
Them: I doubt that because everything else is spelled right.
Me:No, I'm pretty sure it is done intentionally.
Them: ...Well no one smart would mispell intentionallly. We needed to let you know about the typo. You should look into that.
Me: Oh...Okay then.
Translation: We know you can't do anything about the typo. But we wanted to bring it up to show you that we are smarter than you because we spotted a typo. We don't care that it has true meaning to the art nor did we notice that the piece even could mean more than what is right in front of us.
But just FYI...We're smarter than you.
Her and her two kids: What's the price?
Me: Its $7 for General, $5 for Students and senior. And people 20 and under are free.
Her: Oh..So that means my kids have to pay $25 each?!
Me: Um No. It means if they are under the age of 20, they get in for free. I just need to see an ID.
Her: *teens take out their IDs* Oh..here's my ID too! (Dated 1966 for her birth year)
Me: Um..oh..Its the ages 20 and under that get in for free. Are you a Student or Military?
Her *blank look...Shakes ID in my face*
Me: Ma'am. how would you like to pay for your admission?
Her :I HAVE TO PAY?!
Me:...yes
Her: I'M NOT GOING INSIDE! *storms off*
Translation: I am an idiot and I didn't listen to a damn word you said when you answered my question.
Person: So this (place of business that really has no tourist retail whatsoever)
me: Yes it is.
Person: So do you know the name of the store where you can find those black aprons that are all rhinestones out with different sayings and pictures. I want one that says Hot Mama.
Me: ...No. Sorry.
Person: Well can you go find out? I'm busy. I'll wait here.
Translation: I have no time to call 411.
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