Wednesday, August 29, 2018

You're Not Fooling Anyone.

Her: So 25 and under get in for free?

Me: Yes, with an ID like a driver's licence or passport.

Her: *stares. Then whispers to her friends. Then turns back to me*  We don't REALLY need an ID if we're REALLY 25 and under, right? I mean that's just to scare the old people.

Me:... Yeah. You do.

Her: *stares* But we're kids so we don't have IDs.

Me: How old are you?

Her: We're all 21.

Me: ...You need an ID.

Her: Lame. *They all flounce away in a cloud of pissy*

AND scene.

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