Douche Canoe: *blows through the front doors and past me into the galleries, holding a cup of copy*
Me: Hello. How can I help you?
DC: *Completely ignores me and keeps walking*
Me: *loudly* Excuse me, How can I help you?
DC: I wanna see that painting!
Me: You have to pay admission to see the galleries.
DC: I just want to see that painting!
Me: I'm sorry but you need to buy a ticket. And you'll have to leave your coffee here too.
DC: I don't want your list of rules! I want to see the painting!
Me: Then you have to buy a ticket.
DC: I didn't come here to be lectured! *He grabs his forehead* I'm just leaving! I can't be here with someone like YOU anymore! You'll here from me on YELP! *storms out*
Me: ...Have a good day!
