Sometimes, I just can't win.

Guest: I'l like an admission please.

Me: Oh, I'm sorry. We're closed.

Guest: WHAT?! It didn't say that on the website!!

Me: Actually, its on the font page, see? *shows the man the website*

Guest: Don't you correct me! That's bad customer service!



20 minutes later.


Another Guest: I'd like an admission.

Me: Oh, I'm sorry. We're closed.

Another Guest: WHAT!? It didn't say that on the website!!

Me: *thinks a moment and decides not to correct them* I"m sorry you're disappointed. But this area and this area are open and free of change if you'd like to see that instead.

Another Guest: Show me your website so I can show you your mistake!

Me: ...Okay. *Shows him the website and it clearly says we're closed right on the main page*

Another Guest: ...

Me: ...

Another Guest: This is bad customer service!!