Me: No, unfortunately we're closed for installation until the 26th. But you can still visit the shop or the garden.
Dude: *leans over my desk with a manic grin* Well then ya'll what you are whatcha' and whatcha' are then so what yeah?
Me:...*blinks*... *stares*
Dude: *Stares*
Me:...Sure?
Dude: Yeah! *Smiles and walks into the shop*
....Did i just have a stroke?
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