Guy OBVIOUSLY in his forties: Oh I'M a senior *snicker snicker*
Me: Great..can I see your ID?
Guy: *To his girlfriend* Ah, they're hiring smart little cookies now, see?
Me: *smirks and rings him up* Your tickets are good for one week.
Guy: Oh! So can I sell them after I leave? Make my money back after I waste it here?
Me: *glares* I really don't care what you do with them. Sell them. You won't make jack.
Guy: *Cackles* God I'm hilarious! Tell me, are you a fan of the Rolling Stones.
Me: No.
Guy: *Waits, grinning*
Me: *glares*
Guy: *Grin Falters*
Me: *Glares*
Guy:...So..I'll go inside now.
Me: Enjoy your stay.