Monday, October 10, 2016

They Are Never as Funny as They Think They Are.

Me: So its $10 for a general ticket and $5 for a senior.

Guy OBVIOUSLY in his forties: Oh I'M a senior *snicker snicker*

Me: Great..can I see your ID?

Guy: *To his girlfriend* Ah, they're hiring smart little cookies now, see?

Me: *smirks and rings him up* Your tickets are good for one week.

Guy: Oh! So can I sell them after I leave? Make my money back after I waste it here?

Me: *glares* I really don't care what you do with them. Sell them. You won't make jack.

Guy: *Cackles* God I'm hilarious! Tell me, are you a fan of the Rolling Stones.

Me: No.

Guy: *Waits, grinning*

Me: *glares*

Guy: *Grin Falters*

Me: *Glares*

Guy:...So..I'll go inside now.

Me: Enjoy your stay.