A Typical Summer Sunday.

Guest 1: Excuse me, when is the guided tour?

Me: Its at 2pm.

Guest 1: Okay *walks away*

Guest 2: *walks in*

Me: Hi can I help you?

Guest 2: Oh I'm just browsing.

Me: Well, there is an admission fee. Would you like to purchase your ticket?

Guest 2: What? I have to pay!? That's not fair!

Guest 3: *hauls her bicycle in while I'm dealing with Guest 2*

Me: Excuse me. You can't bring your bike inside.

Guest 3: Oh, I don't want to lock it up so I'm bringing it with me.

Me: You can't. There's a bike rack out front.

Guest 3: I don't have a lock so I'll roll it through.

Me: You can't do that.

Guest 2: *starts to sneak inside*

Me: Excuse me, sir! You need to pay.

Guest 2: But I'm just going to browse! *runs inside*

Me: *gets security on the walkie-talkie* We got a browser.

Guest 4: Hi. I'm under 25. I get in for free, right?

Me: You do. I just need to see an ID with a birth date.

Guest 4: *Hands me a college ID with no birth date*

Me: I'm sorry this won't work. I need something with a birth date.

Guest 4: That's stupid. There's no college students over 25.

Me: ...Are you serious?

Guest 3: Excuse me! I want to bring my bike in.

Me: I'm sorry you can't bring your bike in.

Guest 3: What am I supposed to do with it then!?

Guest 2: *Is marched out by security* Hey! They said I had to buy a ticket!

Me: You do!

Guest 2: You didn't tell them I just wanted to browse?

Me: You can't!

Guest 4: I don't want to show you my Drivers' licence. I don't like the picture.

Me: I'm not looking at the picture, I assure you.

Guest 4: *sighs heavily*

Guest 1: Excuse me. When is the 2pm tour?

Me: ...at 2pm.

Guest 1: But its 1:45 now and I don't want to wait.

Me: You have to. Our Guide isn't here yet.

Guest 1: Can't you tour us?

Me:. No!

Guest 4: *has shown me her ID and I give her a sticker* IDs are stupid.

Me: Yes they are. Please wear this someplace visible and enjoy your stay.

Guest 3: I'm STILL needing to know where to put my bike!

Me: At the bike rack!

 Guest 3: I don't want to use the bike rack!

Me: Then I can't do anything for you!

Guest 4 *comes back* Security says I need a sticker!

Me: I handed you a sticker. What did you do with it?

Guest 4: I threw it away.

Me: You're supposed to wear it!

Guest 4: You didn't say that!

Me: Yes I did! *hands her another sticker*

Tour Guide: *Comes in* Okay! I'm ready o clock in!

Guest 1: *comes back to my desk* You know, I want my money back if there's not going to be a tour.

Me: Our guide just arrived.

Guest 1: So do I get a discount because she just arrived?

Me: No! Its not even 2 yet!

Guest 3 :My bike!

Me: Take it outside!

Guest 4: Can I have another sticker?

Me: Did you throw yours out again?

Guest 4: No. I just want another one.

Me: No!

Events Tech: *enters*  Bathrooms are backed up.

Me: Son of a...

Guest 5: *enters*

Me: Can I help you?

Guest 5: Oh, I'm just browsing.

Me: That's it! I'm going on break!

ITS FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

Man: Can I make a comment?

Me: Sure.

Man: You need a bike rack out front! Because I rode my bike and I had no place to lock it up! we're trying to encourage pedestrian and non car travel and organizations like YOU make that IMPOSSIBLE with no bike rack!

Me: Oh, we actually do have a bike rack. Its just to the left of the entrance.

Man: Oh....well...You need to have ANOTHER Bike rack where I can SEE it, then! Because we're trying to encourage pedestrian and non car travel and organizations like YOU make that IMPOSSIBLE!

Me:...I'll pass that forward, sir.